RACY PROVERBS

● Never dance naked 
because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.

● Sex is the only activity where you start at the top 
and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.

● Friends are like condoms; 

they protect you when things get hard.

● Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

● Masturbation is like procrastination,
it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself.

● When the toilet paper of experience is depleted, 

the ass of reason goes un-wiped.

● Men play the game. Women know the score.

● Wives are funny creatures ... 

they don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does!

● Guys are like roses, just watch out for the pricks.

● Whenever you feel low, depressed or useless,
remember that you are the same sperm that won a battle against a million others.

● The girl who remembers her first kiss
now has a daughter who can't even remember her first husband.

● Here is the definition of divorce ...

She gets the ring and the man gets the finger!

● See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis,
and only enough blood to run one at a time.

● Confucius say ... 

Man who puts hand in bush is not always a gardener.

● A botany student has brought to our attention the fact that
penis is the only thing that has to be grown before it is planted.